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Total Cat Soccer Mom
(Scaring Small Children Since 1983)
This journal may contain explicit adult content.
Plus Account [Gift] Created on 2003-12-12 21:57:59 (#1541693), last updated 2011-08-01
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Basic Info| Name: | It Does A Body Good |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1983-11-10 |
| Website: | Sharkbait's Fic On AO3 |
BioAGE: 27
SIGN: Private Property - Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted
HAIR: Red, copious amounts
EYES: Yes, two of them
HT: 5'3-and-3/4" (not that there's been almost obsessive thought put into it or anything)
OCCUPATION: Mad Kitchen Scientist (AKA Personal Chef) / Furniture Frankstein (AKA upholsterer and wood refinisher) / Cat Slave
HOBBIES:
- tying knots in various kinds of string
- spoiling cats and green-eyed boys
- writing all kinds of things she probably shouldn't
Not loyal to any particular pairing or fandom, simply writes the stories that happen to pop into her (knuckle)head. Likes non-canon ships a lot, the stranger the better. Swears she likes and writes things that do not involve creepy incest; those fics just...seem to get finished faster.
Fascinated by the taboo. Obviously. Writes a lot of weird-ass stuff, it seems. But weird can be pretty therapeutic.
Enjoys holding hands, and romantic walks in the moonlight Correction: enjoys sharp pointy objects, and hitting things with sticks. And nachos (eating nachos, that is -- not hitting things with them).
This journal contains adult material. Viewer discretion is advised. This means you, junior.
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SIGN: Private Property - Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted
HAIR: Red, copious amounts
EYES: Yes, two of them
HT: 5'3-and-3/4" (not that there's been almost obsessive thought put into it or anything)
OCCUPATION: Mad Kitchen Scientist (AKA Personal Chef) / Furniture Frankstein (AKA upholsterer and wood refinisher) / Cat Slave
HOBBIES:
- tying knots in various kinds of string
- spoiling cats and green-eyed boys
- writing all kinds of things she probably shouldn't
Not loyal to any particular pairing or fandom, simply writes the stories that happen to pop into her (knuckle)head. Likes non-canon ships a lot, the stranger the better. Swears she likes and writes things that do not involve creepy incest; those fics just...seem to get finished faster.
Fascinated by the taboo. Obviously. Writes a lot of weird-ass stuff, it seems. But weird can be pretty therapeutic.
This journal contains adult material. Viewer discretion is advised. This means you, junior.
On each of these websites, you can click a button to support the cause -- each click creates funding, and costs you nothing! Bookmark these sites, and click once a day!
Click here to post this on your page or 'blog
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animals, anime, art, arya stark, asha greyjoy, asoiaf, bandom, big bang theory, blade of the immortal, books, boondock saints, brienne of tarth, buffy the vampire slayer, cartoons, cats, chiptune, christopher nolan, classic rock, comics, cooking, creepypasta, dance, david almond, deadpool, dexter, diy, drawing, ellen page, fandom, fanfiction, fantasy, feminism, francesca lia block, frisky dingo, game of thrones, geeky stuff, ginger snaps, halo, harry potter, hellblazer, horror, indie, it's always sunny, jacqueline carey, kick-ass, libraries, lie to me, lynn flewelling, mad science, manga, martial arts, metal, metalocalpyse, michelle west, music, my fiance, mystery science theater 3000, nachos, naruto, nightmare on elm street, ninjas, nintendo, noir, not being a jerk, pbs, quentin tarantino, questionable taste, research, resident evil, rpgs, sandor clegane, sansa stark, sewing, sharp objects, skins, sofia coppola, soul eater, superheroines, tamora pierce, teenage mutant ninja turtles, tim burton, tyrion lannister, umbrella academy, urban fantasy, video games, watchmen, writing, wrong bad things, x-men, ya lit, your mom, zombies
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